Thursday, August 23, 2012

Costume Party & Dressing as a Chola

LOL, so many people from California stopping by this blog post as it's getting closer to Halloween. 

Too funny

*Edit anno 2013: A more recent Chola costume

Yesterday I went to a costume party, and I finally got to bring out my inner Chola (a female Mexican gangster).

Two tattooed teardrops,
each representing the two people I've killed:
My ex-boyfriend
And the puta I caught him cheating

Sup, ese

I got a few (worried) looks from strangers
on the way to the pre-party,
and when Mira when to buy some beer
I waited outside the store,
and suddenly the security guy came
lurking around.

Haha, imagine walking around
 alone like this,
I'd be worried I'd accidentally
get shot down by a rivalizing gang
member, or something

I wouldn't be walking around like this
in east LA, that's for sure

Ehr, viva la raza!

Doh, fail

It felt inappropriate to smile
while wearing a black lipliner

People with black lipliners
don't smile, I'd reckon

The pre-party was full of dressed-out people, both from my new biiig class (currently 135), and a bunch of the sophomore students that have been taking care of us (ie. getting us drunk) the past couple of weeks.

And when we were drunk enough, we went out!

(And then I had classes at 8.30 am this morning. No worries, vato.)

Monday, August 20, 2012

Desperately Enjoying One (Last) Day of Summer

The non-existing weather-Gods have been giving Norwegians really shitty weather all summer.

Yesterday we finally got a break.

So after work I hurried home, grabbed my bikini and Vidar, and we headed to one of the small islands in the Oslo fiord, called Hovedøya, for some chillaxing.

Everyone were desperate to
absorb as much 
sunlight as possible

The girl in the black bikini to
the far right was totally getting a really
bad sun burn,
and seemingly none of her
girlfriends that she was with 
said anything,
I nearly made my way over there 

I guess that's how desperate Norwegians get

Give us the sun!!

(Had to cut out the camel toe)

The notorious beer-diet

And when it was time to go home,
everyone else seemingly were thinking the same thing

.. and when the last person in front of us
jumped onboard,
of course it was full,
and we had to wait for it to make one round 
back to the mainland
and back

Luckily it was only
five minutes away

"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
LOL, that's reassuring 

And today, back to crappy weather, rain and wearing a scarf and a jacket.

This country, I tell you.